Not all victories come wrapped in glory—some come wrapped in three-ply.

Fatman’s latest mission wasn’t exactly heroic, but it was necessary. A police station in crisis. A desperate need for… well, supplies. Armed with sheer determination (and toilet paper), Fatman made his move. Was it stealthy? Questionable. Did he succeed? Kind of. 

Today’s takeaway: Sometimes, you don’t land perfectly—but as long as you keep going, you’re still in the game. Fail, fumble, flush—move on.

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