Somewhere in a future that probably shouldn’t happen, Agent Fatman is tasked with a critical mission: clear the orbital junkyard before humanity’s elite launch their luxury escape ark—tech overlords, crypto evangelists, and at least one ex-leader preserved in stasis and bad decisions.

Naturally, it all goes spectacularly wrong the moment nature calls.

As priceless artefacts, aristocratic limbs, and commemorative sausage tins spin helplessly through space, Fatman crouches atop a satellite named STERRESKAKEL, broadcasting a suspiciously calm update to Houston while Earth quietly ignites behind him.

This bite has everything: apocalyptic turds, exploding arks, floating bratwurst, the Mona Lisa in zero-G, and a catastrophic misunderstanding of what “mission-critical” truly means.

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